Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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