Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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