best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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