is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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