He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize