what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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