he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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