u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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