what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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