Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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