So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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