to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
COCAINE IS GR8
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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