This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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