Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We got so high we made milksteak
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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