Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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