STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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