If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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