Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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