I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he fucked my hip out of place.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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