Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We left an ass print on the piano.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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