This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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