: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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