Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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