Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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