That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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