Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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