ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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