forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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