similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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