so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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