Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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