what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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