If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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