And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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