Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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