I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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