it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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