I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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