nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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