I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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