so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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