He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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