And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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