Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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