Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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