How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
