The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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