At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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