Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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