Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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