lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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