She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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