Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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