I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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