dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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