they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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