wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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