So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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