this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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