Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I believe in your delicious
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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