and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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